Canuck Anti-Squirrel Propaganda

I've always thought of Canada as a relatively enlightened, reasonable nation. But I guess you'll find extremists anywhere you look. So here is the "Canadu Broadcasting Corporation," a right-wing anti-squirrel blogger spreading hate speech about our bushy-tailed friends to the world.

What did I ever do to you?

But it's okay. Squirrel Nation is on alert, and what these anti-sciurid Canuck Conservatives don't realize is that there are a lot more squirrels than squirrel-haters in the Great White North, and the squirrels have human friends in Canada as well.

And by the way, if your tulips are so important to you, then how about planting some nut trees in your park!